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 | Sonic's one of those dudes, y'know the kind. The one that never has any idea what's going on if it concerns him... He's an all-around dipshit, but DRSC wouldn't be the same without him. -"It was Julian, wasn't it?" |
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 | Y'know how we said Sonic was a total dipshit? Knuckles blows him out of the water. He's been tricked countless times by the same guy, Eggy, and has yet to learn a lesson from it all. -"I have to pee...bad..." | |
 | Amy Rose is a girl that chases Sonic around constantly, she never gives him any peace, and yet she still has not appeard in DRSC, but we're workin' on it... -"Hey! Over here!" |
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 | Tails is supposedly relatively smart, but after appearances in the Dr. Evilness Saga, DRSC Jeopardy!, and the Ice Droid Saga, one would begin to wonder... Well, at least he's the resident tech-bitch... -"Shiny, no?" |
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 | Austin Powers is one of those hippies, the ones that supported wild parties and the like, but since entering DRSC, Austin has more or less stopped even leaving his house, for fear of what Yugo might do to him... -"Owie, baby!" |
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 | VenomHog's only actual appearance so far was DRSC # 2, the second episode in the Dr. Evilness Saga. Not much is known about VenomHog, but he's still tortured in his very rare appearances... -"This won't end well..." | Villains |
 | Aah, yes, good ol' Eggy. What can ya say about him? He's an evil doctor whose plans always blow up in his face...literally... Only problem with Eggy is that his pod constantly makes an annyoying "putt putt" noise... -"Bitch stole my microwave pizza!" |
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 | The Villain is the guy who set the Thunder Droid free in the Thunder Droid Saga. He's not that bright to begin with, and was just an over-all fucktard. -"I'm warning you, biyatch!" |
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 | The Attack Puppy was The Villain's pet until Thunder Droid killed The Villain via a plothole. Attack Puppy has an accent that makes him sound like a surfer, even though he isn't... -"Like, grr..." |
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 | The Thunder Droid starred in the third saga of DRSC, appropriately named "The Thunder Droid Saga". The Thunder Droid shifted to a second form after being defeated in an RPG-styled battle against Sonic. -"Right-o! Fucking dumbass..." |
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 | The Ice Droid is the second version of the Thunder Droid. He, accompanied by Shadow, attempted to take the world of DRSC from Yugo, without success. -"I summon...The Tick!" |
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 | Shadow began in DRSC as a hero, but quickly slipped into villainy. Too bad he completely sucks at it. He teamed up with the Ice Droid in an attempt to conquer DRSC. -"Wanna go snort some Kool-Aid?" |
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 | DYugo is the newest DRSC villain at the moment, and comes complete with his own three Assassins! DYugo carries a British accent, and uses the phrase "Oh, bloody hell..." quite often... -"Oh, bloody hell..." | Neutral |
 | Dr. Evilness was once the overlord of evil, but gradually became neutral, and is slowly becoming a hero. He has one remaining underling, and that is his new, though trusted minion, Chibi-Me. -"Shtick that in your pipe and shmoke it!" |
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 | Chibi-Me is Dr. Evilness one underling at this point in DRSC, and was a gift from Yugo as a peace offering. He can only make one noise so far: "e". -"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" |
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 | Freakazoid is the desk clerk at Background Generators "R" Us, and works alongside Eggy. Whenever he runs, he yells out a flying noise, because he's jealous of the superheroes that can fly. -"Wzhwzhwzhwzhwzh!" | Yugo and his Assassins |
 | Yugo is the author of DRSC, and he leads a force of four assassins, the fourth one to make his first appearance within the next twenty comics. He is an addict of Mountain Dew, almost enough for it to be a major concern to his family and friends. If you were to cut him open, he would probably bleed Mountain Dew... -"Who da man? You da man!" |
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 | Metal Knuckles is the most commonly seen of Yugo's assassins, and, fortunately, is much smarter than Knuckles. He ventured out to Background Generators "R" Us and picked up Yugo's new background generator for him. -"Shut up and go!" |
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 | Shade was commanded to guard Yugo's background generator to prevent the need to unnecessarily spend Mountain Dew money on another background generator. He has not been seen since. -"This job sucks! We've been standing here three months!" |
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 | Cheese is the world's greatest assassin, and is under the direction of Yugo. He goes on many assassination attempts, and usually succeeds, with one exception: Jiango the Hedgehog. -"Trying to assassinate-- But-- I just-- I--" |
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 | Jiango the Hedgehog is Cheese's only rival in the field of assassination, and the only being capable of survivng a full-out attack from Cheese. This is one reason why Jiango has earned the title "World's Second-Best Assassin". -"Holy SHIT!" |